awwww-cute:

Winston was fearless for his first vet exam

(Reblogged from troyesivan)

nakedly:

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

(Reblogged from childcelestation)

lowbrasschikah:

I thought this was so nice

(Reblogged from childcelestation)

wakingupinbakerstreet:

stealingcheese:

what kind of guys get into equestrian?

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I CHOKED

(Reblogged from childcelestation)

(Source: tallwhitney)

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(Reblogged from pagingme)

barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

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after discovering lana del rey

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(Reblogged from canadianhitler)

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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(Reblogged from canadianhitler)

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

(Reblogged from dietdoctorkelp)

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

(Reblogged from humoristics)

hannibalscock:

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies 

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(Source: foxnewsofficial)

(Reblogged from funnybro)

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

(Reblogged from funnybro)
elovers:

TF IS SHE DOING

elovers:

TF IS SHE DOING

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

(Reblogged from sometimelow)

me peeing

  • me: shit son
  • me: sHIT
  • me: that water is barely yellow
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: i am hydrated as HELL
(Reblogged from dietdoctorkelp)

takshammy:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know in that Australia it’s five times more likely a you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather then looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

MOVING TO AUSTRALIA

(Source: jaimielannister)

(Reblogged from childcelestation)