my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(Reblogged from penisvvrinkle)

televisoin:

when people say that they think one of ur friends would be a cute couple with ur crush

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(Source: wifiey)

(Reblogged from penisvvrinkle)

beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

(Reblogged from penisvvrinkle)

retiredjesus:

*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad

(Source: retiredjesus)

(Reblogged from sometimelow)
nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: visually-enjoyable)

(Reblogged from canadianhitler)

childservices:

bae: I love you
me: I love…….that concept

(Reblogged from penisvvrinkle)

I HATE when girls swear

bellecosby:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such fowl things. It makes me sad.. If you want make me sad be a girl and swear..

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(Reblogged from sometimelow)

titytwochainz:

when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame

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(Reblogged from pagingme)

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy

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correct

(Reblogged from sometimelow)

(Source: pisscord)

(Reblogged from canadianhitler)

shuckl:

considerthishippie:

What is a flotation tank?

500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).

The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.

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(Reblogged from canadianhitler)

pagingme:

lulz-time:

I actually can’t cope with this

LOOK AT ITS CUTE LIL TAIL DOING THE WIGGLE WAGGLE THING

(Source: lepipehd)

(Reblogged from pagingme)
jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent


"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

(Reblogged from iwillmindfuckyou)

cavityqueen:

my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD

(Reblogged from canadianhitler)
sixpenceee:

oh my god

sixpenceee:

oh my god

(Reblogged from canadianhitler)